i like weed humor and songs about getting high way more than i actually like smoking weed
nolite te bastardes carborundorum (The Handmaid’s Tale- Margaret Atwood)
One of my favorite novels
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“I am I am I am” from The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath. The text is in Sylvia Plath’s handwriting from her other book, Ariel. I am beyond in love with everything about this.
I AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS A few years ago (probably months) I featured a selection of hipster slang from back in the days. I just felt like sharing another selection from this work of art: What is surprising about this book is that the hipsters the book is referencing are actually the hip cat’s that roamed America from 1920 to 1960, who wore leather jackets and liked to raise hell. Here I was under the assumption that hipsters were people who don’t like to work but are financed by their parents, have an affection for taxidermy and all things Victorian, and love to drink Pabst Blue Ribbon out of the can. Like most things hipster, hipsters actually borrowed the term “hipster” from another era. Out of work, unemployed. A blabbermouth. Drink some water. A sex show. A wild night out. A priest. Cool. Obviously. Killed/assassinated. I’m impressed, I really like it. You’re a bit crazy. BARBECUE: A hot-looking lady. BOIL MY CABBAGE*: Blues slang for sex. Let’s sit and wait to see if nowadays hipsters catch bait.FREE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
HAEMOPHILIA OF THE LARYNX
HAVE ONE ON THE CITY
THE SCRAMBLE EGG TREATMENT
SCREWED, BLUED AND TATTOOED
SINHOUND
STRAIGHT FROM THE FRIDGE
TAKEN OFF THE PAYROLL
THAT VIBRATES ME
YOUR ROOF IS LEAKING*
*: featured before.
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After a day at the races in England, a friend told Mark Twain, “I wish you’d buy me a ticket back to London. I’m broke.” Twain told him he couldn’t afford two tickets but proposed that his friend sneak aboard the train and hide under Twain’s seat. Then he bought two tickets anyway. When the train had got under way, the inspector appeared to collect Twain’s ticket. When Twain gave him two, he looked about the compartment and said, “Where’s the other one?” Twain pointed under his seat, smiled, and said, “My friend is a little eccentric.”
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For if you want to sound like you’re doing something fancy first thing in the morning.
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Billy Beer was a beer first made in the United States of America in July 1976, by the Falls City Brewing Company. It was promoted by Billy Carter, the younger brother of then-President Jimmy Carter.
Billy Carter was selected as spokesman for the beer because he was widely known to enjoy drinking beer (he was an alcoholic…..). However, it was also known that Billy’s brand of choice was Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Written on each can were these words of endorsement, which were followed by Billy Carter’s signature:
Brewed expressly for and with the personal approval of one of America’s all-time great beer drinkers - Billy Carter.
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think it’s the best I’ve ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it, too.
urban myth:
Strong evidence suggests Billy crashed after taking a leak in the fuel tank. (we might assume this to have happened after a few six packs of Billy’s beer….
